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salsabeer

This is Salsa and Beer, a rad place for cool dudes to eat.

Consuming the food here is a kind of legendary experience. The sort of thing you might tell your grandchildren about if you never fought in a war or didn't get laid very often.

After downing a chipotle chicken quesadilla, you could probably tell your friends that you lost your virginity and no one would argue.

burrito

See this burrito? This bad boy will put hair on your chest and on several other places nobody ever wanted to have hair.

Don't like it? Too bad, the burritos are mandatory.


New Headshots ;-*

Posted on: December 2, 2013

i call this one "wizard by surprise"

wizard

trying 2 show my rugged side "viking nonplussed"

viking

"welp"

panda

"jus 1 gangsta"

snowman

"jus 2 ganstaz"

snowcrew

The Products You Never Knew You Didn't Want

Posted on: September 9, 2013

Tired of the same old candy bar? Well you're in luck, because the new SNICKERS Lime is about to Blow. Your. Mind. The peanuts, nougat, caramel, and milk chocolate you know and love, now with a burst of tangy citrus flavor! Be the life of the party this summer with SNICKERS Lime!

snickerslime

Are you lactose intolerant? Got a gluten allergy? Are you white? If so, then PureOnion: All Natural Onion Milk by Silk is the product you've been waiting for. Not only is PureOnion 100% gluten-free and lactose-free, it is indeed almost completely devoid of any actual nutrition. Lose weight the healthy way with PureOnion! (lost weight may include organ tissue)

onionmilk

Trying to heat things up in the bedroom? Want to get your sex life sizzling again? Try the new Trojan: Picanté condoms! These calienté contraceptives are unlike any you've used before. Made with real, hand-picked chiles, Trojan: Picanté condoms will quickly have your partner burning with desire.

WARNING: CONDOMS MAY ALSO CAUSE ACTUAL BURNING. USE ONLY UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF A LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.

trojanpicante

Here at the Archer Fields Adoption Agency, we don't offer up just any ol' babies off the street. All the children under our care have been hand raised the old fashioned way and given only the finest diet of high-quality child feed. Prospective parents are welcomed to contact our main office any day of the week for rates and info. Add $0.50/lb. for white babies.

adoption

(Ok this technically isn't a "product", DEAL WITH IT or else)